kaliforhnia:

why is it the person that makes me the happiest also makes me the saddest?

internetmessiah:

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?

lonzu:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

I can’t believe it’s already 2017 

kriskenshin:

she-wants-the-d-eanwinchester:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.

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the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

  1. Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  2. Me: *turns up music*
  3. Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  4. Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  5. Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  6. Me:
  7. Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  8. Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  9. Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  10. Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  11. Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  12. Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  13. Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  14. Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  15. Entire train: *applauds*

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

MW